I was born…

I joined in a twitter jape a few weeks ago. The idea was to type ‘I was born’ and then allow predictive text to finish the sentence.

I don’t normally get caught up in such things but the ensuing comments from twittersphere were funny, somber, cheeky, nonsensical and at times downright scary! It was a fascinating insight and I was hooked! From JK Rowling to little ol’ me, everyone was having a go…

This was my sentence:

I was born in the middle of the night with the army of the sunshine and the lollipops officer in the garden.

I wonder what is your sentence?